"Texas" man attempts to visit every Starbucks
Reading the article, we find he's actually a Nebraska man. Hell, it says "OMAHA" in big letters in the first line, whatever you call that.Figures, I guess. To the media, Texas and Nebraska are the same thing. Both red states that the US would be better off without. And to those guys on the sports page, they're both teams who aren't going to win the Big 12 (I lie, somewhat: everyone seems to think Texas is going to win this year, 'cept me; though I will be rooting for them to finally beat OU).
posted by Publius @ 6:04 AM
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