Victory Is Mine

Mom's perpetual beer goggles

The sheer number of women my mom describes as "stunning" or "drop dead gorgeous" as they walk by is amazing. I don't at all want to be mean or anything, but there are some bounds for those words, and Mom just erases those. Maybe she just sees their spiritual aura or something (she's real advanced like that). I don't know. I mean, bottom line, I think most everyone can agree that certain people are attractive (see Priyanka Chopra, below), and certain others are not (say, Roseanne, or the Colmes part of Hannity and Colmes). But I don't think Mom is just trying to be nice, I think she honestly believes that.

I think that'd be a blessing.

posted by Publius @ 7:55 PM