Victory Is Mine

This is the sort of thing that really ticks me off

We currently have a system of spelling in the English language that, God forbid it, enables certain children (generally of superior intellectual skills) to excel. So hey, why don't we level the playing field by changing the entire language to a phonetic spelling system? That way, the kids who aren't smart enough or don't work hard enough won't be at ANY disadvantage.

While we're at it, I think 3 x 3 should equal 33. Let's change math too.

As my bro put it today, "Stupid people always want the mountain brought to them." Amen.

posted by Publius @ 8:36 PM