Victory Is Mine

First week critical in childhood obesity

Apparently, this study concludes that what parents feed kids in the first week of life is correlated to obesity later in life. I think the researchers have this wrong: what parents feed kids in the first week of life is probably correlated to what parents feed kids in the 14th year of life, which turns most of their kids into fat fucks.

Get your kids on a treadmill! Shit.

Oh, and one more thing:

Breast-fed babies are less likely to be overweight.

What about breast-fed 25-year-olds? Are they less likely to be overweight at age 45? Are they going to start writing prescriptions for a steady dose of boobies now?

Here's my all-new weight loss book, which I'm having trouble getting past the first four fucking words (feel free to fill in the 200 pages of blanks):

EAT LESS. EXERCISE MORE.

posted by Publius @ 2:50 AM