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Alcohol not as good for you as you think, CDC says

Gosh:

Other groups — such as the American Heart Association — say drinking alcohol increases the dangers of alcoholism, high blood pressure, obesity, stroke, breast cancer, suicide and accidents.

Waitaminute, they forgot to mention the fact that it creates most of the best stories ever told. I'd say that outweighs most of the above. Isn't it the damnedest thing that alcohol leads to increased levels of alcoholism? I could've sworn it was nudie magazines or something which leads to that. Sheesh.

posted by Publius @ 2:41 AM