Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Motorist injured by flying sausage

So, one car traveling say 40 mph northbound, another traveling 40 mph southbound, and a guy in one car nails a guy in the other car smack in the nose with the flying sausage and the problem is that the perp hasn't been apprehended? My ass. The REAL problem is that the Texas Rangers haven't found the guy who threw said sausage and signed him to a multi-year contract. That's Greg-Maddux-in-his-prime type precision.


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