Victory Is Mine

Pictures can be deceiving

Ok, going by the face shots, which of these contestants would you have picked to represent India in the Miss Universe pageant? Yeah, Amrita would have been my second-to-last choice (Lakshmi takes the prize there), yet she won anyway. WTF, pageants are not supposed to be about anything BUT looks.

Sindhura was first runner up. She would have gotten my vote for "Most likely to appear in the first A-grade Indian porn." I say this assuming there are no A-grade Indian porns out there, but I don't know. Not that I'm all innocent and shit (though on a relative basis, I think my amigos would tell you that I am), I've just never looked.

Shivani gets my vote for "Most likely to beat the shit out of Queen Latifah in a mud wrestling match." A+ on the hairdo, girrrrrl.

posted by Publius @ 12:21 PM