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WSJ article on bachelor party for star Fidelity trader (link req's registration)

The important part is here, though:

The festivities began with a trip by private jet from Boston to a small airport outside New York City. There, the revelers picked up some Wall Street traders and at least two women who investigators suspect may have been paid for their attendance, say people familiar with the matter. The partygoers -- including the groom-to-be, who was getting ready to marry the daughter of former Tyco International Ltd. boss L. Dennis Kozlowski -- then continued to trendy South Beach in Miami. The fun included a stay at the ritzy Delano Hotel for some, a yacht cruise and entertainment by at least one dwarf hired for the occasion.

"Some people are just into lavish dwarf entertainment," says the 4-foot-2 Danny Black, a part-owner in Shortdwarf.com, an outfit that rents dwarfs for parties starting at $149 an hour. Mr. Black says he spent part of the weekend on the yacht and worked as a waiter on the Friday night at a high-end Miami eatery alongside what he called "regular size" people. "A good time was had by all," he said, declining to provide further details.

Well Matt, since you can't hire dwarf bouncers for table service in Tacoma on New Year's Eve, you've always got Miami.

(Edit: It appears my coworkers were recently at a model party (this would be a party attended by models of the hot girl variety, one coworker is marrying one this Saturday), at which there were dwarf go-go dancers in M&M costumes. What with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on the mind, I suppose it wouldn't be entirely off-the-mark to have Oompah-Loompahs serving finger foods at my bitchin Super Bowl party, would it?)

posted by Publius @ 12:18 PM