Victory Is Mine

Just for good measure

Since I'm on the topic of Onion editorials, I figure I'd link to a website which reprints one of the greatest Onion editorials of all time, "Fuck Everything, we're doing five blades." (Hell it might be two whole days since Jamie last remembered to read it.) Best line:

Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather.

posted by Publius @ 8:08 PM