Victory Is Mine

Extreme Ironing

What the hell?

Ok, that's it. I'm going to think up an extreme sport. How about extreme investing? "We'll whisk you away to the Himalayas to read your WSJ in air so glorious, so pristine, you're bound to have only the purest, bottled-at-the-source home run investment ideas materialize in your head. Possibly in the form of a vision of The Fonz. It'll be a literal orgy of investment ideas in your head! Sign up now, before all the good ideas are taken, while you too can still generate alpha!"

Given the investment field's penchant for marathons and shit, and the fact that everyone has a lot of money, I bet we could get this thing rolling in no time. Who's with me?

posted by Publius @ 11:38 PM